Orange Is In has compiled a Top 10 Signs Your Favorite Rock Star Is Nuts:
- Announces reunion tour, cancels reunion tour, goes into rehab, makes David Lee Roth look sane
- Has never hit on your sister
- Claims to be the bastard love child of Simon and Garfunkel
- Thinks that aroma in the van is “country pine”
- Believes there really is a rock and roll heaven
- Swears “Chinese Democracy” is coming out this March
- His name is Rod Stewart
- Stuffs pants with socks on the wrong end
- Bites the head off a bat – and swallows
- Never listens to Orange Is In
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