| Bluebottle | What time is it Eccles? |
| Eccles | Err, just a minute. I, I've got it written down 'ere on a piece of paper. A nice man wrote the time
down for me this morning. |
| Bluebottle | Ooooh, then why do you carry it around with you Eccles? |
| Eccles | Well, umm, if a anybody asks me the ti-ime, I ca-can show it to dem. |
| Bluebottle | Wait a minute Eccles, my good man... |
| Eccles | What is it fellow? |
| Bluebottle | It's writted on this bit of paper, what is eight o'clock, is writted. |
| Eccles | I know that my good fellow. That's right, um, when I asked the fella to write it down, it was eight
o'clock. |
| Bluebottle | Well then. Supposing when somebody asks you the time, it isn't eight o'clock? |
| Eccles | Ah, den I don't show it to dem. |
| Bluebottle | Ooohhh... |
| Eccles | [Smacks lips] Yeah. |
| Bluebottle | Well how do you know when it's eight o'clock? |
| Eccles | I've got it written down on a piece of paper! |
| Bluebottle | Oh, I wish I could afford a piece of paper with the time written on. |
| Eccles | Oohhhh. |
| Bluebottle | 'Ere Eccles? |
| Eccles | Yah. |
| Bluebottle | Let me hold that piece of paper to my ear would you? - 'Ere. This piece of paper ain't goin'. |
| Eccles | What? I've been sold a forgery! |
| Bluebottle | No wonder it stopped at eight o'clock. |
| Eccles | Oh dear. |
| Bluebottle | You should get one of them tings my grandad's got. |
| Eccles | Oooohhh? |
| Bluebottle | His firm give it to him when he retired. |
| Eccles | Oooohhh. |
| Bluebottle | It's one of dem tings what it is that wakes you up at eight o'clock, boils the kettil, and pours a
cuppa tea. |
| Eccles | Ohhh yeah! What's it called? Um. |
| Bluebottle | My granma. |
| Eccles | Ohh... Ohh, ah wait a minute. How does she know when it's eight o'clock? |
| Bluebottle | She's got it written down on a piece of paper! |