Don't ask me how I got there, but this morning I ended up staring at Tokyo Damage Report, a page about interesting (meaning, fucked up) things that one can do in Tokyo. punk, visual, cosplay, s/m, gothic, street trends, capsule hotels, bizarre magazines, random subcultures, and bad Engrish. . . . .also it is about tokyo's urban legends: square watermelons, Sanrio condoms, politically incorrect vending machines, etc. . ..

And it does what it says on the tin. From scans of a book on Adult English via this SM rave (some pics NSFW) to an interview with a French computational linguist currently working in Tokyo, it's all strange Japanese pop-culture goodness.

In IE I got that pesky panel inviting me to download 2.5 Mb of Japanese characters, and ignoring it resulted in blank pages. Here's an image from the Engrish pr0n book.

This post by the Mighty Ctulhu brought me to a nice article about the evil that is felis cattus domesticus. For evil this critter is, ask Jeebus, he didn't own one, and we all know what that means. He didn't own a bicycle either. 'Nuff said.

Additionally, cats practice many unclean habits not befitting a Christian household: coughing up fur balls, licking inappropriate body areas on their own bodies (inappropriate handling) and even, in some cases, on the bodies of their human owners (wrongful motive?), urination on the floor, vocal and blatant promiscuity (unknown to any other species, all others being endowed with Godly chastity and decorum) and widespread sexual misconduct without the benefit or sanctity of holy matrimony, even orgiastic practices, substance abuse of catnip (an intoxicating herb) which produces conditions akin to drunkenness, stealing food from the table, producing ungodly sounds, excessive playfulness and the employment of devices not known to have been used by Jesus, the conducting of its unholy business under the cover of the darkness of night, and so on. What sort of example does this give our young ones endeavoring to faithfully serve Jehovah? The Bible clearly shows that 'neither fornicators .. nor thieves .. nor drunkards .. nor revilers .. will inherit the Kingdom.' (1 Cor. 6:9-11).

Behold the Evil One: