Posted on Friday, January 14, 2005 12:27 AM
You managed not to get eaten, then?
(Said to a student who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea)
Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?
(To a blind woman with a guide dog)
It looks as though it was put in by an Indian.
(Said after he saw a a poorly wired fusebox)
Right, it was Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, consort of Queen Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom, grandfather of Prince Harry the Nazi. Insensitive stupidity runs in the family.