Posted on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 12:08 PM
The way I will shuffle off this mortal coil (or how an afterlife
is possible for an atheist):
Akufu: At age 75 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.
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8/30/2006 7:26 AM by
Marduk: At age 77 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.
Where do you get this stuff?
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8/30/2006 9:39 AM by
:) I surf the internets ... a lot. I always start looking for something useful, but you see what I end up with
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9/12/2006 12:24 PM by
what is my death goig to be like
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10/26/2006 9:24 PM by
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# Virgin Blue
12/16/2006 3:31 AM by
i am a 40 year old vergin with aids when will i die?
# Virgin Blue
12/16/2006 3:31 AM by
i am a 40 year old vergin with aids when will i die?
# Smexy
12/16/2006 3:34 AM by
Ey, I'm too smexy!!!! Alll these guys are cracking on to me, will I die from to much exposure??????????
# OMG
12/16/2006 3:38 AM by
my feet r sooooooooooooo huge and deformed that i can't walk it hurts to walk and my friends wont help me i feel like just running away but i can't when will i die from this pain?
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12/26/2006 9:15 PM by
when would i die??
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12/31/2006 9:09 PM by
Harry Potter: At age 62 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.
sucks big time...
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1/3/2007 6:10 AM by
@Harry Potter: Dude that is a horrible way to go! You sure you wouldn't rather be cursed by You know who?
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1/31/2007 2:08 PM by
michael after receiving a hard time at a new job one night you will unfortunately commit suicide under the influence of alcohol
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2/26/2007 7:17 PM by
you all are fucking stupid. you are going to die from being idiots. i hate you all.
# Happy =]
3/15/2007 9:23 PM by
Im Not Worrying about dying I'm still in school && Have my hole life ahead of me =]
Life isent a game when you die it dnt say game over
So Whats the point of wasting it =] Have a laugh =]
# re: Death predictor
3/30/2007 4:14 PM by
i want to know how and when i will die
plz write back ASAP
thank you
jade
# re: Death predictor
3/30/2007 6:44 PM by
Hi Jade,
Follow the link in the post (and don't take this seriously plz)
:)
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5/10/2007 1:05 PM by
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5/15/2007 10:20 AM by
i have a deformed face i get called all the time my belly is big and i have chubby flappy legs when will i die die from my ugly self please tell?
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5/15/2007 12:34 PM by
im only joking
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5/15/2007 12:37 PM by
im gay when will i die
# re: Death predictor
5/15/2007 12:38 PM by
im only jokin
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5/17/2007 12:44 PM by
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8/22/2007 12:58 PM by
when am i going to die?
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8/22/2007 1:01 PM by
how would i meet the girl of my dreams?
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10/30/2007 1:49 PM by
please tell me thanx
from tiff xxx
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5/1/2008 12:59 AM by
You will all die next year as the Chinese are coming and they havent really been members of the human race since the Manchoo Dynasty when they would bind prisoners hands and feet with wet bonds (to make them extra tight) then hang them from hooks and watch their extremeties mortify and pop. This was made mostly possible because everyone outside China was concidered a barbarian and subhuman. Things havent really changed much.
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6/17/2008 3:57 PM by
hmmm how about me..i wonder...
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6/19/2008 5:08 AM by
hahaha... hmmm is there a life on mars?
# re: Death predictor
6/19/2008 5:09 AM by
what is the best way to get out from my physical body?
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that is scary..
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we should be aware of this
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my friends wont help me i feel like just running away but i can't when will i die from this pain?
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