Posted on Friday, September 19, 2008 9:49 AM
And apparently...
I am The Quartermaster
I, me hearty, am a man of action! And what action it is! Gruesome,
awful, delightful action. I mete out punishment to friend and foe alike
– well, mostly to foe, because my burning inner rage isn’t
likely to draw me a whole lot of the former. Still, though I may be
what today is called “high maintenance” and in the past was
called “bat-shit crazy,” the crew likes to have me around
because in a pinch my maniacal combat prowess may be the only thing
that saves them from Jack Ketch. When not in a pinch, the rest of the
crew will goad me into berserker mode because it’s just kind of
fun to watch. So I provide a double service – doling out discipline
AND entertainment.
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