So, did you
talk like a pirate today, you scurvy dogs?
I didn't. ;)
But, to celebrate this day just a little, I'll tell a pirate joke:
A man walks through the habour, and spots a classic pirate; eyepatch, parrot and all. And a giant steering wheel stuck to the front of his pants.
The guy walks up to him and says: "So, what's with the steering wheel?"
"Yarr" the pirate says, "It's driving me nuts."
Cheers, K.