WHEN ITS ALPHEN AAN DE RIJN! THATS WHEN!
Too fucked up to type much, so let me summorize with some words again:
New job, Capelle a/d Ijsel, confused weekend, bad bus ride, thought I missed bus, bus was only late, fucking bus has bent axel, carsick, wrong destination at arrival, wrong city, horror, complete panick, hysterical person at bus station, angry account manager, angry me, confusion at train station, missed train, hysterical person at train station, late at new job, caught in rain, made to wait 30 minutes, crappy helpdesk job for 2 weeks, must keep smiling, , must radiate enthousiasm, mankind must be cleansed by hellfire, am happy happy worker, like to help you sir, dont feel that work is below me at all, happy happy, flowers, bubbegum, ballons, pink kittens.
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