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pi day

March the 14th is pi day. If you don't know why, think of the way Americans write dates. It is certainly one of the sillier special days. If you wish to know more about it , see the following webpage the following webpage

To celebrate it here are some pi jokes:

With the method of Buffon the value of Pi can be calculated by throwing
  needles (length l) on a parquet floor with where the planks have a width
  of b.  The probability that a needle crosses two planks, with touching the
  border counting as a half needle, is 2l/(b pi)

The idea is that you use many needles of a reasonable measurement.  With a
1000 needles you will might get it to the first decimal correct (3.1).

N. Gridgeman used 2 needles with a length of 78.5398 cm and planks with a
width of 1 m. With one of the needles touching the border of a plank and
the other not he got pi = (2 * 0.785398) / ( 1 * 1/2) = 3.141592.  Not bad
at all for two needles.

--

Another method method to calculate pi, discovered by Ernestor Cesàro, is by
by using the fact that the probability that two random integers have no
common divisors is 6/pi^2.

Jiang Chuan divided the first 1250000 decimals of pi in parts of six
ciphers and and got pi=3.146634, which is correct to 2 places.

Based on Jean-Paul Delahaye, Het fascinerende getal pi,2004 (translation
of: Le fascinant nombre pi. 1997)



halloween math
Q: Wadaya get when you take the circumference of your jack-o-lantern and
    divide it by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi

A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what 
size shoes to buy. "No problem," says the mathematician, "there is a simple 
equation for that," and he shows him the Gaussian normal distribution. The 
shoeseller stares some time at het equation and asks, "What is that 
symbol?" "That is the Greek letter pi." "What is pi?" "That is the ratio 
between the circumference and the diameter of a circle." Upon this the 
shoeseller cries out: "What does a circle have to do with shoes?!"


         'Tis a favorite project of mine
         A new value of pi to assign.
             I would fix it at 3
             For it's simpler, you see,
         Than 3 point 1 4 1 5 9.

("The Lure of the Limerick" by W.S. Baring-Gould, p.5. Attributed to
Harvey L. Carter).


If inside a circle a line
Hits the center and goes spine to spine
And the line's length is "d"
the circumference will be
d times 3.14159


If inside a circle a line
Hits the center and goes spine to spine
And the line's length is "d"
the circumference will be
d times 3.14159


       Pi vs e
Pi goes on and on and on ...
And e is just as cursed.
I wonder: Which is larger
When their digits are reversed?


I liked the PI-ous one best.


Statement: pi * r^2
Reaction: Pie are not square.  Pie are round.  Cornbread are square.


Mathematician's Bakery:  House of Pi
As easy as 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841


The most boring book in the world is probably: J. Guilloud and M Bouyer,
1000 000 pi, commisariat à l'Énergie Atomique, 1974.
The 415 pages contain the first million decimals of pi.
In case it interests you the last 5 decimals in the book are : 58151

If you are a real pi freak (if not how is possible that you got this far? :-)), I also have some pi mnemonics.
The exploratorium site I mentioned on top has more links. I especially recommend Mike Keith's page, who makes remarkable pi mnemonics.
If you wish to know more about pi, but you are not a mathematician, I can recommend Jean-Paul Delahaye's book on pi, le fascinant nombre pi. There are also Dutch and German translations. Maybe also others, I don't know.
Joachim.

posted on Sunday, March 13, 2005 5:51 PM

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# re: pi day 3/14/2005 10:08 PM SOPHIE

THREE POINT ONE FOUR CHEERS FOR PI DAY!!!!

# re: pi day 3/14/2005 10:10 PM GREG

ME LOOOOVE PI DAY! HOORAY!

# re: pi day 3/14/2005 10:11 PM MONA

What is PI?

# re: pi day 3/14/2005 10:13 PM JOE

Would you care for some lemon PI?

# re: pi day 3/14/2005 10:14 PM SARAH

Coconut custard PI is MY favorite!

# re: pi day 3/20/2005 10:42 PM REBECCA

my favorite is apple PI!

# re: pi day 3/21/2005 5:40 PM sammi

i love all sorts of pie i love pumpkin pie, apple pie, and rubarb pie. just messin i know what kinda "PI" you mean and thats just as good. haha.

# re: pi day 8/6/2005 8:04 PM pidye

The poem I like is:

Cosine, secant, tangent, sine 3.14159
Integral, radical, u dv,
slipstick, slide rule,
MIT!

I also like this pi quote from an old Fortran user manual:

The primary purpose of the DATA statement is to give names to constants; instead of referring to pi as 3.141592653589793 at every appearance, the variable PI can be given that value with a DATA statement and used instead of the longer form of the constant. This also simplifies modifying the program, should the value of pi change.

If you are looking for good ways to celebrate or to just be a pi fanatic, visit http://www.pidye.com where you can literally wear your pi devotion on your sleeve!

# re: pi day 10/29/2005 2:03 PM freeZotic van NovaLoka

Mijn eerste weblogje ging over Pi:

http://blogger.xs4all.nl/novaloka/archive/2005/03/07/30033.aspx

# re: pi day 11/29/2005 8:22 PM micayla

i love pi day coz it like the raelly got together and have lots of fun

# re: pi day 3/14/2006 2:57 PM the only one not an idiot

go to hell you freaks and geeks

# awsome 3/14/2006 7:31 PM gina nicole

i love pi it is the coolest numberrr everr...it goes on forevr lol that ryhmes

# re: pi day 3/14/2006 8:34 PM Joachim

I suggest we celebrate by singing the songs from http://www.winternet.com/~mchristi/piday.html while watching freeZotic's pi in colours.

And as far as "the only one not an idiot" goes, he reminds me of the guy who was complaining of all the phantom drivers on the road.

Joachim.

# re: pi day 2/28/2007 10:28 PM melissa

ha ha pi sux

# re: pi day 2/28/2007 10:29 PM melissa

im jk i love pi

# re: pi day 3/13/2007 11:05 PM superPI

PI is lame as FREA*, and so are all of you geeks on here. suck it.

# re: pi day 3/13/2007 11:38 PM Reagan

For me it is 3/13/2007 Not 3/14/2007

# re: pi day 3/13/2007 11:40 PM Hilary

THat one about the dates was me i hate pi day so u just fuck off

# re: pi day 3/14/2007 9:25 PM L!lB@ByGurL>♥<

i really don't care about piday

# re: pi day 4/30/2007 11:14 PM pi*is*my*insignia

OMG I love pi. I memorized the 50 decimals of them, no kidding!
Pi is a transcendental number, which means that it goes on forever and it never EVER repeats itself. Isn't that neeeeat??

# re: pi day 3/10/2008 7:51 PM a man

hi

# re: pi day 3/10/2008 9:36 PM mitchy

pi day is my favorite holiday so doom on you!

# re: pi day 3/11/2008 12:23 AM jo ann

pi day is GAY

# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOOKIE LOOKIE 3/11/2008 2:31 AM julie

I AM SOOO CONFUSED IS THERE ANY OTHER NUMBERS THAT FOREVER REPEAT ??

# re: pi day 3/11/2008 8:44 PM Joachim

Julie,
I suppose you mean never repeat.

The answer is an infinite number. As a matter of fact there a more numbers that never repeat than numbers that do not. (one infinite bigger than the other infinite ;-) )

They are called irrational numbers, numbers that can not be written as n/m where n and m are whole numbers.

There are two kinds. The ones that are irrational but as a saving grace are the solutions of polynominal equations with whole numbers, for instance x^2-2=0, with as solutions + sqrt(2) and - sqrt(2)

And the really weird ones, which are not a solution of such an equation. Those are called transcendent.
Pi is one of those.

After pi the best known is e=2.71828183.....

A definition of e is, if you have a function f(x)=e^x the derivative is also e^x.

There is an equation with several remarkable number:
e^(pi*i)+1 = 0
where i is the sqare root of -1.

Joachim

# re: pi day 3/11/2008 11:49 PM Kelsee

ur weird.

# re: pi day 3/12/2008 2:04 AM Miley Cyrus

I love pie, my favorite is cherry its ''um um good''. HA HA just kidding I know what kind of pi your talking about. I know this is weird that you would think a popstar would be on the computer, but for my homeschooling I need to look for pi info.
Well see ya
Miley Cyrus
p.s. thank you fans for all the support you have given to me!

# re: pi day 3/12/2008 2:10 AM Miley C

Hi its me the popstar :) don't think its weird but i need pi info for homeschooling ,uh this chunk is hard even though people might say well its not hard well yeh it is. Being a popstar isnt easy.

# re: pi day 3/12/2008 7:43 PM Joachim

Hello Miley,

Sorry, but the name does not ring a bell.

Anyway, you can find an introduction to pi on wikipedia:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pi

Joachim.

# Joachim your wrong! 1/21/2009 1:00 AM (Sex)=(Pope)^(-1/2)

Joachim you're a fool and I hope you get this. As e^(pi*i)+1=2 not 0. you fool. I hope you cry, and then crush under the weight of your own tears. Also the differential of e^x equals itself; however that is not a definition. You're a fool (I say it again) and I honestly hope someone who is better at maths then you (namely me) finds there way to you and slaps you so hard with mathmatical knowledge that you then say the correct things. As if a mathematician wouldn't go on a blog devoted to pi, I bet you thought you could get away with errors FOOL. You stupid girl. That is right I am asuming your a girl as being stupid implies your a girl but being a girl doesn't imply your stupid. Think about it you mathematicians.

# re: pi day 1/21/2009 6:46 PM Joachim

Dear (Sex)=(Pope)^(-1/2),

You are wrong. But that does not automatically makes you a fool. I am just guessing that you were not reading this carefully and assumed it said e^(2pi*i). I also think you just like your extravagant insults and was looking for a place to use them. And I agree they are kind of amusing.

Joachim.

# re: pi day 2/22/2009 4:38 AM tj

omgshhh i lovee pi
im so obsesseddd nd wenever pi is mentioned in class or sumhoe brought up everyone looks at me !

hehehe gotta love these math jokes :P

# re: pi day 2/25/2009 11:38 PM yehia

i love pi day it is my favorite holiday i wish i could remmeber all the numbers i can not wait for pi day.

# Pi rules! 3/6/2009 1:43 AM bella cullen

Pi is totally awesometastic!
Its the coolest # ever!

Ps:thanks for all my fans, I <3 u!

# PI DAY??? 3/12/2009 1:11 AM Tiffany

Why the hell do we fucking selabrate PI day? its just a fucking number... I want a day dedicated to cheese and do they have that... i think not!

# re: pi day 3/12/2009 7:24 PM Joachim

Sure there is a cheese day, January 20th

Google gave lots of hits. See http://rumela.com/events/cheese_day.htm or http://cards.123greetings.com/cgi-bin/newcards/showthumbs.pl?q1=ejan_cheeseday&log=hindfest

Can we now keep our pi day?

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# PI DAY IS AMAZING. 1/21/2010 7:37 PM ANONNOMYS

wE LOVE pi IT IS SO magical. Everyone who doesnt like pi day is wierd. We r not wierd because we spend our days memorzing the digits of pi we r on 342560. And if anyone has a problem with pi, then YOU ARE NOT MAGICAL! And thaty means u will never see a unicorn or narniaa ever again because it only allows those who r magical and pi like. And anyone who is in narnia right now, WE THINK YOU ARE MAGICAL! BECAUSE YOU LIKE PI TOO! We love u unicorns if you are out there on this magical computer, we worhsip YOU!
bye, got to go hang with thomas the centron in narnia !! we are not terrorists we sware!

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